1: Are you reminded of fingernails across a chalkboard when someone says, “Maybe we should wait until all the facts are in”?
2: Do you think that a fence is for standing on one side or the other of?
3: Do you find it blindingly obvious that their either IS a God, or there isn’t? And just MAYBE, this question has something or other to do with religion?
4: Have you ever felt an overwhelming desire to pick up a pitchfork for something other than farming purposes?
5: Do you ever feel like sneaking up behind a metaphysical solipsist and flipping a coin to see whether you should hit him on the head (Heads means you do!) with a baseball bat, in order to see if you can create some kind of reality paradox and destroy the universe?
6: Does the sight of waffles remind you of agnostics?
7: Do you find yourself JEALOUS of Islamic extremists?
8: Do you tithe 10% of your income or more to a church?
9: Does the image below remind you of a typical debate?
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